A co-worker asked me, “Could you be any more annoying?”
So the next day I wore tap shoes to work.
The day after you were obliged to bring the cane.
My parents gave tap shoes for Christmas when I was seven. I tapped everywhere.
Then my tap shoes vanished.
Photo: I'm on the left, age seven, with my siblings at Lake Michigan.
Oh-no…..tell me you didn’t…