Still looking for a date so... In case you missed it on my profile page:
Top ten reasons to date me:
10: I can fold a fitted sheet.
9: My tongue tastes great.
8: You'll never need to worry about driving illegally in the HOV lane again.
7: I never leave the seat up.
6: I've never been on "America's Most Wanted."
5: I know how to make fire.
4: I think Brad Pitt is hot too.
3: I have an Amazon Prime account.
2: I'm really good at making lists.
1: I'll buy you tacos and touch your butt.
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You're a funny man = really! hi, From Tasmania - being an American you might say "where"? you're such an insular lot
Hobartian
Level 5
Apr 25, 2018
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Duke:
I've never been to Tasmania but, I'm familiar with it. You're an island state off the South coast of Australia. I even got the reference to Hobart in your name! ?
@Duke OK - glad you know of us - how familiar with
Tas are you? there are forests here, untrod beaches like you'd never believe. Unfortunatley, the Chinese have discovered Tas - buying up all Real Estate - they don't care what it is, they buy it. Property values have gone through the roof. I'd like to be in contact with you - have a faithfull FB friend in Kansas City, would welcome more of the same.
You hooked me on number one alone! Plus I will do that magic trick you like so much and throw my bra at you!
MichelleGar1
Level 9
Apr 24, 2018
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Not a bad Top Ten! Still think I'll pass tho! Tho I'd differ slightly with my list, I can claim most of those, too! Be sure & let me know if this helps!
phxbillcee
Level 10
Apr 24, 2018
2
Lol... go get them brother... someone out there is going to like this add.
BucketlistBob
Level 8
Apr 24, 2018
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