Would you rather fart every time you yawned or scream every time you sneezed?
Fawn! to go with the spirit of @RavenCT. Even though a scream can be theraputic, at my age I find farts very comforting. At least I'm not at the age yet where I worry about control! LOL
Farts are comforting....lol
Snart - to sneeze and fart. YW...
i guess this is the better of the two