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I asked my girlfriend to describe me in 5 words.

She said I'm mature, I'm moral, I'm pure, I'm polite and ultimately I'm perfect!

Then she added that I also had a fundamental lack of understanding about apostrophes and spaces.

Lilac-JadeCanada 9 Apr 15
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All is forgiven because I'm pecunious.

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That's twelve. Females have trouble with this concept. Men can't think of five words.

Removing the apostrophes & spaces, makes it 5.

Immature, Immoral, Impure, Impolite Imperfect!

@Lilac-JadeCanada I'm aware of that but also aware that she likely said, "Well...you're kind of immature...and so on...so I'm going with that. Besides, I didn't refer to her words, only that I've noticed females have trouble doing the stated number of words, and men don't know that many words. Ergo his lack of experience with apostrophes and use of spaces.

@rainmanjr Personally, I don't like to talk, so I use as few words as I can.

@K9Kohle789 Personally, I hate the phone, & only use it to talk when I must....dr. appointments, etc. Texting & email are ideal for me.

I also have a throat issue, & will lose my voice if I talk more than a few minutes, & this has been a problem since chemo therapy dried out my membranes.....throat, nose, etc. No matter how much water I drink, I still have the dry thing.

For some reason, using the phone makes it worse, so to do social calls is just not happening.

@K9Kohle789 Oh I choke on my own saliva almost daily....most annoying, & yes, I have to be cautious swallowing pills.....I try to ''prime the pump'' with a little water first, then do the pills.

Me neither, I was not a fan of the phone, but now with the throat issue, I can REALLY say I don't want to talk on the phone.

I may be a two finger typist, but it sure beats talking!

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