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Hung a picture like a Viking. Well, actually that was the second time I hung it. The first time I hung it like a pygmy.

ProudMerry 7 Apr 25
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Level 7

I am 6'8" so when a woman needs a picture hung, she calls me. I have come to realize I am only a picture hanging object to them, not someone with feelings or thoughts of my own. I hate being objectified like that.

My friend is 6` 7" He was in the supermarket the other day and a little old lady asked him if he would get something for her from the top shelf. Which of course he did and then she asked him "Can I get you anything from down here?"
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Level 8

I had a pair of very tight stars and stripes leggings. That left nothing to the imagination. Unfortunately they had seen better days (easter was threatening to come early) so my ex decided their time had come. So they died like a viking.

(literally)

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Level 9

I mowed the lawn and l smell like a Viking.

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Level 8

I don't get it...like a Viking

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Level 8

I ate a sandwich and popchips like a viking? You know it just doesn't sound very exciting or viking like at all.

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Level 7

Put a load of laundry in the dryer. Like a Viking!

Ohub Level 7 Apr 25, 2018
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Level 8

I made my dinner like a vegan Viking!

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Level 8

I'm still waiting for someone to chime in how they misread this skimming....like I did. LOL

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Level 9

Made a smoothie like a viking! Lol

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Level 8

I cuddled my cat and patted the dog - LIKE A VIKING.

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Level 9

I went to the bathroom like a Viking.

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Level 9

I am a Sailor.... Never Sail like a viking... they only sailed around the coast, that's like a child grabing and holding on to the mothers skirt.

@Keyboard-Mama I stick to my version, you stick to yours, by the way it is easy to loot and pillage monasteries and unarned fishermen villages.

@Keyboard-Mama Okay... you Win. I HUGGED THE COAST LIKE A VIKING!
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Level 9

Ate some trail mix like a viking.

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