This showed up on my facebook page. I had to laugh.
Don't eat chicken sandwiches, no matter what ! ! A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends.. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day! This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich.
He said, 'Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it anymore?'
She said 'I love it but I have to stop eating it.'
'Why?' he asked.
She pointed to her lap and said 'Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers down there!'
'Let me see' he said.
'Okay' and she showed him.. He looked and said, 'That's right.You are! Better not eat any more chicken.'
He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut butter. He said to the little girl,
'I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches, I'm starting to get feathers down there too!' She asked if she could look, so he showed her!❤
She said, 'Oh, my God, it's too late for you!
You've already got the NECK and GIZZARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
A little Christian girl and boy, who were great friends decided to take their clothes off and go for a swim in the river. When they got undressed they looked at one another in great amazement. "Wow" Said the little boy. "I never knew that Catholics and Protestants were that different !"
The innocence of children can make you smile.
GUess you know this is going to call for more inspections
You may be a few years too late to sign up for the job. lol
@Betty one of those "speaking for a friend" kinda things .......or remembering the good times