Haha

It's a nice delusion to think your best friend has your back 24/7. And when the heavy drugs kick in and you see a white tunnel your moving towards. Then you are woken up by a hospital priest, trying to save your soul. Sorry man, I got my own plans, that should make JC laugh.

That is a pretty trendy hairdo, for 1980. He probably helped out on the set of "Dirty Dancing".

Jesus is a voyeur. Close your blinds at night

Amen!!

I look at things like this and see how stupid people think they can do nothing unless Jesus is guiding them. He helps the doctors operate so why did they need training? Jesus even wakes you up in the mornings. It's all terrible! I watched a movie just today where a man and woman were remembering the fear that their parents might die overnight as everyone slept. I'm serious. Where do people get all these fears and how stupid do they want to become just to glorify an invisible Jesus?

So that's where Jesus was when my ex was cheating on me.

It looks like he is picking people's pockets.

Also, if Jesus is so worried about the guy on the operating table, can't he just snap his fingers and miracle his recovery? What does he need doctors for, he's magic, ain't he?