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Got a text message which said “Jesus is coming soon.” I panicked, thinking that the fundies were right all along. Then I realized it was the name of my Uber driver. Duh.

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KateOahu 8 July 30
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Level 7

My Jesus is always late with the pizza.

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Level 7

Well, I have a cousin called Maria de Jesus. It's relatively common name/surname in Portuguese and Spanish speaking countries. It's funny though...lol!!!

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Level 8

My Jesus comes every Tuesday--to mow the grass. His wife, Maria, comes with him once a month to trim the "booshes." They are from Ecuador, and they're very reliable and faithful.

mischl Level 8 July 30, 2022
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Level 9

Just say thank you Jesus and give him a good tip.

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Level 8

Never worry .... zero 1st comings means only HaySoose from Manilla or Manaugua can COME ever at all hah ha !

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Level 7

ONly worry if you get one that says, "Jesus is breathing hard".

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