Yesterday I had an appointment to see the urologist for a prostate exam.

Of course I was a bit on edge because all my friends have either 'gone under

the knife' or had those pellets implanted.

The waiting room was filled with patients.

As I approached the receptionist's desk, I noticed that she was a

large, unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler.

I gave her my name, and in a very loud voice, she said, "YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE.

YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?

All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at me,

a now very embarrassed man. But I recovered quickly, and in an equally loud

voice replied, "NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION,

BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS."

The room erupted in applause!

DON'T MESS WITH OLD RETIRED GUYS