What peculiar sort of mental defective wants to praise a genocidal maniac?

It's a bit difficult to dump on Jesus - on account of him not being there to dump on.

It's like dumping on the tooth fairy, or dumping on Santa Clause, or dumping on Frodo Baggins.

And then we come to the second point - even if Jesus is dumped on, rhetorically rather than literally, of course - who does that offend? Jesus? No - the non-existent can't be offended, because they don't exist.

The only people who are offended are HUMAN CHRISTIANS - and they are offended by the fact that people exist who see their delusion as the delusion it is.

Sorry, I already took a diarrhea dump on Jesus, he made me sick to my stomach so I obliged.

You know, when a guy goes around talking about how great he is all the time, storms a temple and violently assaults people, threatens cities with genocide for failing to worship him, and then tells me he's going to come back with a weapon to divide people's families before throwing everyone into a lake of fire... I think that this Jesus of yours is a Grade A psychopath.

Stop your Jesus from dumping on humanity, and we'll return the favor.

Well, if he doesn't like being dumped on he should come back and tell us.

Why? This is the perfect place for it!!

Stop Cummings all over Jesus, you perverts. Or laughing at him causes brain cum.

Can you prove jesus is real? Can you prove god is real? Can you prove mary is real?

Fuck Jesus. Ave Satanas

Jesus might like it when Rosalita or Conchita cums on him. He works hard and he likes it when his wife and his girlfriend shows him love.

I fail to see how dumping on a fictional character is offensive.

I thought we were supposed to dump all our sins on Jesus. Isn't that why he died? Isn't that what Christians are encouraged to do?

Jesus fucking christ, no.