Billboard here in Florida offering sound and practical advice to the faithful.Of course, they can always hold hands with Jesus after they've finished masturbating.
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Willow_Wisp
Level 8
Sep 18, 2022
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When you masturbate, you're as close to holding a part of God as you'll ever get. Those that claim masturbating is demonic are jealous Incels and worse. These are the same shitheads that think rape and pedophilia are OK. Obviously, they don't have standing to tell anyone anything.
racocn8
Level 9
Sep 18, 2022
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Well, hell, they have TWO hands don't they? Surely their god has nothing against them having a good time, who would guess not?
Archeus_Lore
Level 7
Sep 18, 2022
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This isn’t real is it? How ridiculous if it is!!
Redheadedgammy
Level 9
Sep 18, 2022
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Evangelicals express moronic ideas as a matter of course. The idea that they'd rent billboard space to express them is completely believable.
No it's not real the meme comes from a 2013 post on a now defunct comedy site call 9gag
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