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I finally found Jesus!!!! Turns out he’s been hiding at crocs.com all this time!?!πŸ€—

Aaron70 8 Sep 21
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That is the biggest smile I've ever seen on Jesus.

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β€œI feel pretty, I feel pretty, I feel pretty and witty and gay!” πŸ˜‰

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C'mon now, that fabulous human is Jonathan Van Ness who made a name for himself as a member of the Fab Five on the Netflix reboot of Queer Eye. He also has a line of amazing hair care products. I have his shampoo in my bathroom! He is far too kind, generous, supportive and real to be anything remotely close to the current version of Jesus that Republicans are following.

dkp93 Level 8 Sep 21, 2022

You don’t say….πŸ€”

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This guy is an impostor. Jesus mows my lawn every Tuesday, and he doesn't speak English.

Much as the Repubs hate immigrants who aren't white, how would their lawn services and landscaping survive without Jesus? You sir, are a superior smartass, and I bow to you!

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I don't have fuzzy ones but I do have some crocs. Great product to get behind, Jesus!

Tejas Level 8 Sep 21, 2022

Must be those crocs is how he was walkin’ on water!? 😊

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