Jonathon is at least 190 years old, and is getting ass regular. Guess that means thereβs hope for me yet!!?!
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Well, the drawback is...he has to be r e a l l y slow and r e a l l y careful because he is, of course, a tortoise. And, all his mates look like Mitch McConnell.
Here all this time I thought Keith Richards was the oldest land animal on the planet!?!!