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Jonathon is at least 190 years old, and is getting ass regular. Guess that means there’s hope for me yet!!?! 😎
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Aaron70 8 Dec 3
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Well, the drawback is...he has to be r e a l l y slow and r e a l l y careful because he is, of course, a tortoise. And, all his mates look like Mitch McConnell.

Here all this time I thought Keith Richards was the oldest land animal on the planet!?!!πŸ€”

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🀣🀣🀣🀣 I needed the laugh, thank you! 😊

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