Just a sample of a few ... philosophy jokes that will make you laugh your Socrates off... from link:
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What are physics jokes in a philosophy class called? Blasphemy!.
What is a wolf that loved studying philosophy called? A self-aware wolf.
What is a monk who has a philosophy degree called? A deep friar.
Why do philosophers never sit down at work? Because they stand to reason.
What would René Descartes reply if a bartender asks him if he would like a drink? "I think not!" and then disappear.