A guy comes home and tells his wife, "Pack your bags. You're going to live with Fred." She says, "Why am I going to live with Fred?" He says, "I lost you in a poker game."
She says, "How could you lose me in a poker game?"
He says, "It wasn't easy; I had to fold four aces!"
Here is another that I originally posted in Cheesy Jokes:
I entered the bedroom and noticed my wife was admiring herself in front of the mirror. I asked what she was doing, and she replied: "My doctor says I have the breasts of a 20-year-old."
I replied: "And what did your doctor say about your 65-year-old ass?"
To which she replied: "Your name wasn't even mentioned."Evens the score on this post just a tad
That reminds me of one I posted a while back in the "Cheesy Jokes" group:
A man comes home and excitedly announces "I just won the lottery. Pack your bags!"
The wife replies "Should I pack for someplace warm or someplace cold?"
Husband replies "I don't care, just get out."
Is good, is good.......lol