THE TENETS OF ATHEISM
Recite this daily and believe it without question

I don't believe that I'm being watched and judged by invisible magical people in the sky.

I don't believe in invisible magical people at all.

When I die, I'm dead. I won't see my loved ones, or my dog, or Elvis, or anyone.

Science knows better than the bibull.

Man evolved from lower species and was not formed out of clay, or dirt, or ceramic, or Tupperware, or whatever material "God" used.

Prayer is just wishing for shit.

I know a guy named Jesus and he's not divine, he's just Hispanic.

All-knowing, all-seeing, all-powerful superbeings only exist in comic books.

God, Jehovah, Yeshua, Yahway, pick a fucking name already!