To the FedEx driver who likes to put my packages to the right side of my door so I have to come out on the porch to walk around my storm door to get to them. You’re a hoser…..that is all……
Better than right in line with the door, just stepped on one in the dark last night. Fortunately it was a book so that it took my weight without coming to any harm, but the packaging made a sickening crunching sound, which in the dark seemed to say. " You have just put your fat oafish foot, and huge weight, on something rare, expensive and irreplaceable."