Mysterious Paper Lemon!
So I'm sitting in my class room. The teacher handing back our marked opinion pieces. He gives me mine and tells me that I didn't give my opinion on the Catholic churches involvement in the death penalty... Even though I explained that it was an opinion piece and he asked for MY opinion in regards to the churches involvement and I clearly stated a separation of church and state is what I think is right...
But I digress,
I'm flipping through his remarks, which are all the same typical jargin his remarks are about how I need to include more about God in my opinion pieces; when the weirdest fucking thing happened!
I found, tucked in between some of the sheets of my opinion piece, a big, yellow, paper lemon!
So I raised my hand and asked where it came from and my teacher responds with,
"I don't know. Wasn't me." And shrugs casually.
Now I'm curious! Is it a message? Who put it there? Why!? I want answers!
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.He did it but did not want to admit it in front of others. Or his wife, or kid, did it.
JacarC
Level 8
May 2, 2018
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But what does it mean! I know I'm a shit disturber and I ask him questions that stump him a lot, but what the fuck does doing that do!? Other than confuse an entire class of people?
@Cha lemon - - -lemonade. ???
@Jacar I don't know...
I am so going to do this to my students giggles
Amisja
Level 8
May 2, 2018
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I'm so confused! He didn't know where it came from and everyone thought it was hilarious! But I wanna know who put it there!
@Cha Probably one of his own children. Or a staff room prank 
@Amisja But I'm a student! I haven't done anything too annoying, I mean I ask them hard questions but that's it!
@Amisja But I'm a student! I haven't done anything too annoying, I mean I ask them hard questions but that's it!
@Cha its a token of esteem
@Amisja how so?
@Cha I don't know...made it up
@Amisja I'm not a teacher though, I'm a student
It was aliens.
GeorgeRocheleau
Level 8
May 2, 2018
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Must have been! Only logical explanation
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