The 10 Realities:

1. Thou shalt not have any gods.
2. Thou shall enjoy art, even if it means making statues.
3. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord seriously.
4. Remember that Sunday is for spending time with your children.
5. Honor your father and mother by telling them the truth that you are an atheist and the reason you are going to expensive therapy is because they drug you to a church and scared the shit out of you with all that fire and hell shit.
6. Thou shalt not murder but it is OK to release your dog on a Jehovah Witness, Mormon etc if they come on your property.
7. Thou shalt screw whoever thou wishes to as long as it is consensual, if your married, don't worry the divorce court will surely screw you.
8. Thou shalt not steal unless you represent the United States Government.
9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor unless the DA gives you a really sweet deal.
10. Thou shalt not desire anything that belongs to your neighbor, its better to tell the Jones' to go fuck themselves.