How to be a Republican:
Be terrified of foreigners
Be contemptuous of people who are less fortunate than yourself
Revile everybody who does not fit your own idea of gender and sexuality
Reject facts that do not coincide with your prejudices
Perceive Democrats as dangerous sub-humans
Know that QAnon are being persecuted by Big Government
Know that the Proud Boys are the only True Americans
Support the KKK
Know that my religion is the One True Religion
Know that Swampy McSwampy is an honourable person