I would put "Immediately forgets people's names within 8.3 seconds of meeting them." on my resume, but, I don't think that's a very marketable skill.
Too bad, because I'm an expert in that.
"Hey Vita, I'd like you to meet Bill." Thinking to myself: "Must remember that Bill is the one with gray jacket on. Bill, gray jacket. Bill, gray jacket. Okay, I'm good." Meanwhile, Bill has taken off his jacket. I greet him: "Hi, did you just get here? I'm Vita." Bill examines me like I have several screws loose.
Pleased to meet you, Bill.
You mean you can make it that looong? How about in one ear and out the other for me.