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Some girls behind the register asked me the usual questions about what kind of bike I had, what year, what model, etc. The fun started when they asked me what color. I said gray. They asked, dark gray, light gray...?

I said "50 shades" ? #smooth LOL

ScienceBiker 8 May 4
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So you physically chain it or something? Does the bike have a safe word? A contract? I’m afraid your bike’s not fully able to consent, how have you safeguarded against this?

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Better muscle down on that rubbing compound if your bike has that many shades!
(yes smooth)

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If you're going to reference 50 shades....

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quick thinker

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You're a machine!

godef Level 7 May 4, 2018
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Good answer

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rofl

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Your story is better than the book...

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