Some girls behind the register asked me the usual questions about what kind of bike I had, what year, what model, etc. The fun started when they asked me what color. I said gray. They asked, dark gray, light gray...?
I said "50 shades" ? #smooth LOL
So you physically chain it or something? Does the bike have a safe word? A contract? I’m afraid your bike’s not fully able to consent, how have you safeguarded against this?