Dating progression - Me at 16: She's ugly. Me at 29: She's alright. Me at 40: I'd hit that. Me at 58: That mountain goat has nice legs...
What’s that song? They all get prettier at closing time?!?
Many years ago I drove from NC to Tuscon to see my brother. It seemed to take forever to get there and when I finally arrived I said, "There's nothing between El Paso and Tuscon but cactus and sheep." My brother said, "Yeah, but aren't those some damn good-looking sheep."
Hahahaha, good one!!!
Haaaahahaha!!!