You can say that again.

Not puns, but...:

Doctor: a man who suffers from good health.
A paradox is two doctors.
So far, this is the oldest I’ve been.
Sometimes stretch-pants have no other choice.
What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.
What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
Why do elephants have white tusks? The use Crest.
When is the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty.
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it's two-tired.
Do you know why a humming bird hums? Because he doesn't know the words.
What happened when the skunk fell into the ocean? He stank all the way to the bottom.
What do you get if you cross a skunk with an orange bear? Winnie the phew.
How do you make a baby buggy? Tickle his toes.
A bicycle can’t stand alone; it is two tired.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
If you don’t pay your exorcist, you can get repossessed.
When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
When you’ve seen one shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.
How do you keep a baby quiet? Give him a bottle of Elmer's glue to suck on.
May you live as long as you want, and never want as long as you live.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Control Freak. Con— Okay, now you say, "Control Freak who?"
What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know—but the flag is a big plus.
I invented a new word! Plagiarism!