Let's see the cash up front. I may be easy but I ain't cheap!

Horse walks into a bar,
bartender says;
"Why the long face.."

BaDaBoom!

Look into my eyes... you are getting sleepy. Now we're going to give you a sobriety test. Stand on one leg and beat your chest like Tarzan...

Well we've had a gloriously sunny day this side of the pond so I'm too busy catching some rays to entertain you....sorry lol

Okay, so I just tap danced....now....all you have to do is youtube ANYBODY tap dancing and know it was worse than that....you are welcome.

Binge-watch Star Wars?
Oh wait, that was yesterday.

I got nothing.

"How bout a joke?
So there is this dude named Sid who is plagued with daily headaches. As the days pass Sid is about to just give up and end it all. You see, he as tried every known remedy including acupuncture to no avail. He decides to travel to a very expensive but well regarded specialist in LA. He believes that this will be his last attempt at finding a cure.
Many tests are run at the Doctors office and he returns in 2 days for the results. With great trepidation he asks the Doc what he has found. " I have good news and bad news" says the specialist. "The good news is that we can resolve the headaches. The bad news is we will need to remove your testicles to accomplish this." Sid tells the doctor that he needs some time to
to think about this and leaves the office with serious indecision. The following morning Sid wakes up with the worst headache he has had yet. At this point he realizes there is just one option if he wants to go on living. He calls the doctor and with a quavering voice tells him he will opt for the testicalectomy. The results are immediate and complete. Sid is left with a great relief but it is accompanied with a loss of self-esteem. To help lift his spirits he decides to buy his first suit made and tailored by the best known craftsman in town. He is astounded when the wizened old man with a tape measure around his neck stares at him for a few moments and says, "You wear a 42 long coat, a 36" x 34.5" trouser and a 16" neck with 34" sleeves" Sid stands there in astonishment. "How could you know that just by looking at me?" he asks. "I have been doing this for 50 years and have a perfect record for judging a mans size just by looking at him"
The fitting goes perfectly until the old man asks if he would like some briefs to go with the suit. Sid agrees and the Tailer says, "You wear a 37" brief". Sid takes some pleasure in telling the man he is wrong. "No I don't" says Sid, "I wear a 34" brief. I guess your perfect record is broken". A look of great concern comes over the old man's face as he says, " Do not wear 34" briefs. They are too tight and you may get severe headaches.

Yeah, I know kind of long but we didn't have anything to do anyway, I'm also in KY watching the rain fall.

Too bad about the rain, I spoke with my Mom in Louisville and it sounds like the rest of the week they got lucky for all the festivities.I don't have a TV and can't think of anywhere here that would have it on.I am a sucker for My Old Kentucky Home politically correct or not

It is lovely and sunny here. what sort of entertainment would you like?

Disappointment.