If you want to hear me cuss, call me at almost 10:00 PM explaining to me in a heavily accented foreign tongue that you want to inform me about something which I cannot even understand.
Multiply that by a lack of sleep due to me being awake per tornado warnings the night before, and I will swear at you.
And if you say, "I'm sorry, but . . ." I will interrupt and say, "You [expletive deleted] should be sorry." Then, you will hang up on me and I will block your number.