A man is walking home late one foggy night. All of a sudden
What's that? He hears something behind him: Bump...bump...bump...
He peers into the fog but it's very dark and very thick, and he can't see anything. He looks behind him again, and through the wisps of the fog, he can barely make out what looks like an upright casket steadily banging its way toward him. Bump...bump...BUMP...
He rounds a corner toward his home, running as fast as he can manage. He digs through his pocket for his keys, terrified, and finally inserting the key into the lock. BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...
He turns the key and manages to barely shut the door before the casket hops onto the porch, nearly touching him.
Suddenly the door crashes in and the casket comes into the living room: BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...
He runs up the stairs, and rushes into a bathroom and shuts the door and locks it and cowers in a corner. There is no noise outside for several minutes, and just when he thinks it might have gone...CRASH! The casket breaks down the door and comes into the bathroom: BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...
There's nowhere to run. Never taking his eyes off the casket, he reaches behind him, blindly searching for anything, and his hands land on something. He brings it around his body and sees it's a bottle of Robitussin. Panicking, not knowing what to do, he throws it, and the bottle breaks and the thick syrup drips down the wood of the casket...and wouldn't you know it...
The coffin stops.
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Really, not one of your best jokes. go back to the ones...lol
PickledRick
Level 8
May 8, 2018
0
I prefer that if a joke is going to be bad that it be short. Like: What’s the definition of perfect pitch? When the banjo goes in the dumpster without hitting the sides. ... you see, that was terrible but it was over quickly
ArdentAtheist
Level 8
May 8, 2018
1
Hahaha!
@BeeHappy I have more banjo jokes than the average person
@ArdentAtheist, a hazard of your occupation? ?
OMG. I hate you. Just kidding. LMAO!! Good thing he didn't throw a bottle of Viagra or he'd be dealing with a stiff.
chucklesIII
Level 7
May 7, 2018
6
ebdb:
Good comeback!
I know I'm missing something.....
sassygirl3869
Level 9
May 7, 2018
2
ebdb:
Robitussin is cough syrup. The casket chased him when the man threw the cough syrup the coffin stops (cough syrup stops coughs)
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