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Here is a reply to My Top Ten List [agnostic.com] from a lady friend in Boulder. I think my list is better, but here goes. Anyone else?

TOP TEN THINGS A WOMAN DOES NOT WANT TO HEAR FROM A MAN

  1. You actually look like your picture. (is that a backhanded compliment or not?)

  2. My wife never really understood me. (Even though I was married for xxx years.)

  3. Wanna smoke a little weed? (although other women might think this sounds like a swell idea.)

  4. I’m a recovering…(fill in the blank), so I don’t…(fill in the blank).

  5. I have a 6 year old son and a 4 year old daughter. We have joint custody.

  6. I’m looking for a God-fearing Christian woman. (could be rated #1, but not in Boulder!)

  7. I’m not usually this emotional on a first date. I’ve never shared this with anyone. (includes tears, lots of them)

  8. I’m into relationships with men and women. How do you feel about threesomes?

  9. I brought a list of questions. (has a spreadsheet)

  10. I bought you a nice dinner. I thought you understood I need to get laid!

#Christian #smoke #wife #weed
GuyKeith 8 May 8
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In honor of valentine's day, I'm having a threesome - me, Ben and Jerry. 🙂

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OMG #4!!!! I'm pretty comfortable with crying but not on a first date, LOL.

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I always liked hearing that I look like my picture ...

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"I'm separated from my wife. We haven't had sex in years."

But he still lives in the same house with her and his kids. Right!!!

@GuyKeith unfortunately that happens more than I'd like to admit. Thankfully they've been honest about it.

I decided to be an ear for one guy but it's exhausting! If I mention anything about myself or how I feel the conversation immediately stops.
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I never remember ever hearing maybe one and That I was married to an Assh#$e to which I would always think that the person who made the comment agreed to a mutual understanding of having a possible life long relationship. The other was and Irish Saying "Don't Worry its like waiting for a Bus, There will be another one along in a little while." How about he looks good on paper. Find the Ugliest women you can and buy her a house. Do you ever watch Rodney Dangerfield.

I love Rodney Dangerfield R.I.P. He has several videos that are on YouTube. The ones with Johnny Carson are the best, he absolutely has Carson in tears most of the time. I told my kid that one day he would have kids of his own. He replied So will you Ba-da-bing!
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