The Top Ten Things a Man would like To Hear From a Woman, Wife, GF or Significant Other...but probably won't

10. You had 5 beers left in the fridge, but it was on sale, so went ahead and bought another case.
11. You know, I really don’t think it is a good idea for my mother to move in with us, do you?
12. Even though Pretty Woman is on the movie channel, let’s watch MMA instead, I know your favorite fighter is on there tonight.
13. It really doesn’t matter if we go to church or not, let’s just have a brunch with steak and eggs Benedict, some bloody mary’s and go back to bed.
14. Your hairy belly is so sexy, I could just lick you.
15. I wonder who first found out that getting a mouthful was so much fun?
16. I think restoring a vintage car in the garage is a great idea. I can just park outside.
17. Let’s play Deathmatch Doom, I just love killing Imps
18. You were right, it feels great doing it that way and it doesn’t hurt a bit
19. I’m bored, let’s shave my _____.