If you're driving a Mercedes in traffic I'm not letting you in. Life already let you in enough.
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.Beemer drivers are the most entitled, hands down though.
OpposingOpposum
Level 9
May 9, 2018
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You got that right....LOL
I can't laugh at this one. When I was driving a 40 foot long Chrysler, people were kind enough to let me in.
Holysocks
Level 8
May 9, 2018
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Granted, if they hadn't, it would have caused their Mercedes to explode....
Duke:
@Holysocks Understood. Just know that it's a joke and, everyone will find a joke that hits a painful spot for them once in a while. All comedy comes from a place of pain. Nobody here knows mine. But, it's why I try to make people laugh. And it's also why it makes me feel miserable when I cause someone to feel something the opposite of laughter. I'm sorry that I took you to that place with my post.
Sincerely,
Duke
Oh dear... I normally drive a beatup old Prius, but I'm visiting family temporarily and driving my grandkids around in a borrowed Mercedes. It's not mine and I'm being super careful driving it. I'm driving pretty defensively, but assume some measure of consideration from other drivers. Guess I shouldn't in case there are haters of grandmas nervously driving a borrowed Mercedes. I realize this is in Silly Random Fun, but hoping folks will not judge people by the cars they are driving.
Julie808
Level 8
May 9, 2018
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Duke:
I picked "Mercedes" at random. Change the car to a Maserati and it will become funnier to you... perhaps. But, you rarely see those in traffic so... No offense intended to anyone in the group that actually drives a Mercedes. Just know that I have a warped sense of humor. And SOMEONE was going to get offended regardless of what brand of vehicle I chose.
@Duke But you would not be able to stop a Maserati if it wanted in.
Duke:
@buzz13 You think someone would take damage to a Maserati just to get in front of my Prius? Or, maybe you missed the "in traffic" part of my post? Or perhaps "traffic" just means something different where you live. Or, I'm way off base and you've destroyed a ton of vehicles with your Maserati by ramming them off the road. 
@Duke Wish I owned a Maserati...lol
Wtf..
AnandaKhan
Level 6
May 8, 2018
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Duke:
I picked "Mercedes" at random. Change the car to a Maserati and it will become funnier to you... perhaps. But, you rarely see those in traffic so... No offense intended to anyone in the group that actually drives a Mercedes. Just know that I have a warped sense of humor. And SOMEONE was going to get offended regardless of what brand of vehicle I chose.
Ditto for Beamers. Except they'll move over anyway.
Condor5
Level 8
May 8, 2018
3
That remark was uncalled for sir and it's not 'Beammers' it's 'Bimmers', let's get our terminology correct !.........LOL
@buzz13 sorry, Bimmers.
@Hebert54 Nope you're wrong, google 'bimmer' and see, I should know I am one of the elite BMW owner and driver. lol
@buzz13 I give up. Henceforth, I'll just call them bullies.
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