If a guy runs his fingers through your hair, there's a one in three chance you're being used as a napkin.
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Theres gonna be more hand smacking in my world now
OpposingOpposum
Level 9
May 8, 2018
5
Duke:
At least make them wash their hands several times on a date. That's all I'm saying.
@Duke I'll remember that If I ever get to the actual date stage again ?
Duke:
@Blindbird Specifically ask for germaphobes in your dating profile. They won't do that to you. Of course they won't do anything else to you but hey... you might get a dinner and a movie or a couple of drinks or something.
@Duke ha! Good point
Duke:
@Blindbird There's always a silver lining. Or outlining in my case.
Depends on how much brylcream you have in your hair - you may be being used as a grease gun!
FrayedBear
Level 9
May 8, 2018
5
Ewwww! Lol. I love that feeling and used to encourage my kids to play with my hair. When I was married I tried to get him to brush my hair a few times....he looked at me like I was weird.
Marcie1974
Level 8
May 9, 2018
2
@SACatWalker that's what I thought as well. Live and learn! I was pretty young when we met and got married. I know what I want and what to look for and what to avoid now.
Be careful, if you do that to her there is a 1 in 1 chance she will use your pillow case for the same reason. 
kensmile4u
Level 8
May 9, 2018
3
Indeed, PA is contagious, then it never ends. BTDT never again. If I so much as smell that will annihilate you as I've had to deal with the sneakiest and most wicked of PA people that you would NEVER want to meet!
Miss me with that shite!
I have never done this!
...that wasn't righteous indignation. I'm just not clever enough to have thought of it! ?
DonThiebaut
Level 7
May 9, 2018
3
You lose your man card for revealing that secret! LOL
phxbillcee
Level 10
May 9, 2018
3
Duke:
I lost my man card decades ago. I'm the gayest straight man you'll ever meet. When women ask me what I do for fun, I tell them I like to fold fitted sheets and fold my towels in thirds and place them all in my linen cabinet so they all face the same direction... nice and neat. (Then, their clothes fall off.)
@Duke I suffer from a bit of OCD myself, but it gets me appreciated, maybe, never laid! More power to ya, bro!
Are you kidding me? If you cannot look at a woman,when you are walking or riding a bike or else you would be accused of stalking, starring or even sexual harassment,how would you even be allowed stretching your arm towards her hair? You don't understand this society.
Humanlove
Level 7
May 9, 2018
1
It's a joke. Take it easy.
Duke:
Yes. Actually I'm kidding you. It's called humor. Google it sometime. It's almost like another language for some.
Duke:
@0752532706 Nothing is meaningless in America. Including jokes. Look at who we have for a president. If you can't find humor, you can't find compassion. You might have passion but, not compassion. Humor is watching a little girl with only one foot laugh when she tries to put the wrong shoe on that foot. Humor is watching someone try to give a bath to a cat. Humor is watching Trevor Noah shred the President of the United States in his monologue on "The Daily Show". Humor is alive and well in America. There isn't much else we have left. Don't try to take that from me (or us). We only have humor and guns left right now. Take the fucking guns away and let me keep trying to make people laugh... please?
I bet you're fun at parties.
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