You know you’re living on a rural island when certain items appear in the weekly police blotter. ”Lopez deputies responded to a report of a hostile goat headbutting people on the soccer field during practice. The soccer players were able to successfully corral the goat back to its property before the deputy arrived. No goats or soccer players were injured.”
You remind me of living Kangaroo Island. We used to do a 150km round trip on dirt roads to play darts. The local rag today (I was there late 90's)
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