Well, the 1st 3 have smart people in the mix so I doubt if they are evangelicals.

Oh, it doesn't take much for the representatives of Gods love to want you to burn.

According to Genesis we all lived a long time and got here through incest. Eve did it, yes it was her fault, she ate a forbidden fruit that a talking snake told her about and she got knowledge. This was forbidden so her guilt was passed on to all of us. It gets complicated but this ancient book of Genesis explains why we all need Jesus. He stands at some door wanting to come in and pierce your heart and you should drink his blood and eat his flesh. This is why he is afraid to come back today.

Can we assume that the secret service isn’t losing sleep over your presence!?

Only slightly related.
Back in the 70s, a labour dispute was holding a rally. On stage was an old union veteran of many bitter strikes who was trying to inject a note of restraint to counter the previous young militant speakers. When a heckler shouted out "That's the type of thinking that put an ice pick into Trotsky's head!"
To which the old guy replied, "It was the only useful bloody thing he ever did have in his head!"

Very interesting. The Brits apparently deny it, but...
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@Aaron70 I wear a tin foil hat, so they can't find me.

Dat too!!

I’m glad I’m not my father, Whatta dick….‍