Lol.

I'm game, as long as your definition of wealthy is flexible, and metaphorical.

Since we all know that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, I spend most of my day looking in the mirror and repeating affirmations. Of course, I take enough time to run a marathon a day and graze on grass to guarantee I won't gain a pound, while I weigh myself hourly and go mental over those 5 ounces of water weight.

But don't worry, I spend a small fortune at beauty salons and plastic surgeons, trying to avoid any trace of expression I ever held on my face or any evidence that I've left my house and actually lived. I also won't bore you with annoying topics on the news but will merely speak in platitudes and the most popular memes of the day.

Not wealthy or fit,rarely cooks, would roast you on the regular. Shame.

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I know this guy, it's The Dude. When did you shave your head Dude?

"Nice try," as I told my teenage daughter when she asked for money. Very funny!