The last cooky...lol.
wife: I'm going to make you some cookies. Me: I don't want no cookies. Wife: I don't care. I'm going to make you some. Me: well OK! You know I like them hard like a brick.ok? Wife: I made some soft for me... me: ok. Wife: all those cookies turned out hard! me: alrighty. Wife: all pissed off that her soft cookies got hard and it was a waste of time making them and she should just throw them all away. Me: hey! I thought you made them for me? Wife: GRRRR!
The fabled Cookie Whisperer! May your crumbs be plenty
Lol...