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So, God made me sick. Why won't God give me health insurance? (Okay, it's only a cold, but it's a man-cold and I could be DYING!)

JohnnyThorazine 7 Dec 13
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I had written a question concerning this very issue and will post it now (maybe I'm naive but what is a man-cold?)

To me having another person around lessens the misery of a sickness. There has been a spate of colds in our area and some have gotten serious enough for the person to go to the clinic and get help. Help is the key word.

I understand illnesses are often contagious (teachers are at especially high risk) and having people around increases the chances of getting sick. I am alone but need to get out and socialize. Actually, being sick alone scares me (that fear keeps me extra precautius- hand washing, no touching the face). One of my biggest fears is getting a bad disease and dying alone. When my partner was dying that thought really hit me and I was actually happy I could give her the attention she needed and deserved.

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What about chicken soup? Vitamin C in high doses? Vaporizer to help you breathe? Nyquil will just prolong cold-knock you out to sleep. Vicks vapor Rub-Dr. Sassy advice lol.

totally kidding about the nyquil....though, decades ago we did drink flaming homers...I'm taking hot coffee and a dose of get the hell up and do something...oh man....chicken soup sounds goooooo....ooooooooo.....ooooood!

it works-homemade or Lipton

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Mancolds are the worst! Especially to everyone around you. 😉

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could it be MANFLU?

I think it is man-sinusitis...we had a flood in our basement last month...had to clean out the entire basement of ick....now I am that ick.

oooh seriously hope it is not some mold related issue

I am pretty sure it is mold. That's what I get for cleaning....haha

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Drink plenty of fluids and rest. 🙂

Betty Level 8 Dec 14, 2017
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God works in mysterious ways... no wait, I thought I was still in the pick-up line thread!

godef Level 7 Dec 14, 2017

Wow, you should get extra points for commenting on 2 threads at once!

BAM!....haha

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This reminds me of a conversation that I just had yesterday!

Him: look up this medicine I'm on & tell me the side effects

Me: nausea, heartburn, diarrhea Gut stuff mostly That & vitamin B-12 deficiency. But hell, that's easy to counter. Just go to the store & get you in of them vitamin b pills & start taking them. They are cheap enough

Him: Na, I want to get off of this pill. I don't want to take any more pills

Me: It's vitamins, not drugs. Same vitamins as in the food you eat. It's like natural shit, they just put it in a pill. (used keyword "natural" to speak his language)

Joe: Nope, I just leave that up to god above. He'll take care of me.

Me: Do you eat every day?

Him: Yea, I eat

Me: So you actual put food in your mouth? You don't just starve yourself & expect him to ****ing feed you too?

I used to train MMA everyday, and you have to take supplements. Legal, over the counter supplements. Key to taking vitamins, don't take them in tablet form....your stomach doesn't break them down very well....you don't absorb much of them....grind up the tablets and tough it out...ick, but better than wasting your money. So, did the G-Man make him feel better...hehe...and by 'g-man' I mean time...haha

Nope, g-man still has him on Diabetes.

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Sending tots and pears

?tots?

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The OTC meds won't work?

I have a ton of sinus meds, but I just rarely take them...even ones that are supposedly, non-drowsy make me listless...I am a workaholic....I love my art...so unless I am not woking anyway, I just whine like a little baby and plug on....hehe...don't worry about me (back of hand flung to forehead)...I....will...survive...hehe

Mucinex and Sudafed are OTC here.

I order all mine on line, so I don't even know what to get at the store anymore....I could accidentally be holding a completely illegal pharmacy....did I just type that out loud?

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Doesn't ‘the devil make you sick & god makes you well?’ … or some such BS..

Hey - Portland, Oregon - my home town 🙂 Well, stay warm with the East Wind ~

Varn Level 8 Dec 14, 2017

My home town too. I'm residing in Colorado now.

that must be it...I am blaming the wrong archetype!

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This should help @JohnnyThorazine. LOL

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God won't give you health insurance because you didn't vote in the 2016 primaries.

but but but but I did!!! Woe is me, thy will hath forsaken me!!!...hehe

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Now god made me work out....oh he is a naughty one, that god....ohhhhh...working out when you are sick sucks.

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