A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. ( In your next life do you want to be a pig?)
I didn't know this but still don't want to be a pig in my next life. I think I'll keep trying to invent the Orgasmatron like in Woody Allen's movie "Sleeper". Now, that would be cool. Remember what he looked like after 30 minutes in that thing?
The only problem is if you do come back as a pig, you might end up as bacon ? Then you can embrace yoursel with love and joy ???