Israel and Iran fighting each other in Syria. The Thumpers are going nuts, drooling the same old same old End Times drivel. The moron elites pulling their hair and flagelating, preparing for the flying spaghetti monsters return.
Real bullets, real blood and lurking in the background are the real nukes that Israel coyly denies having but everyone knows they have, about 100 of them. Fanatics and nuclear weapons are always a bad combination.