There was a MASH show during which Hawkeye was operating on a bomber pilot who had been shot down, and was suffering the effects of PTSD; he imagined himself to be Jesus Christ. During the discussion they were having during the operation, Father Mulcahy asked Hawkeye if he believed in God. Hawkeye answered "I don't know if there is a God, but what I do know is that I'm not good enough to do some of things that I do."
Worked at a catholic hospital once, if someone was doing bad, a nun would come pray with them. their lab was so slow, a doctor once had me on one phone, another phone in my hand reading him stat lab results the lab didn't sent to the floor.
Doesn’t Jesus need to be scrubbed in ?
nope-- he was born "immaculate"
Yeah, and if the person doesn't get better, or dies, their reasons are like "not enough people prayed", or " it must have been his time" or "gawd works in mysterious ways", or," she didn't believe strongly enough"....
Grrrrrr