An eagle was soaring in the skies, feeling the urge, but he couldn't find a lady eagle anywhere. He spied a lark, swooped down, grabbed the lark, took the lark to the bushes. Rattle, rattle, rattle. The lark staggered out of the bushes with a funny look on its face and said, "I'm a lark and I've been sparked and I like it!"
Still feeling the urge as he soared, the eagle saw a dove, swooped down, grabbed the dove, took the dove to the bushes. Rattle, rattle, rattle. The dove stumbled out of the bushes with a funny look on its face and said, "I'm a dove and I've been loved and I like it!"
The eagle was soaring again, still feeling horny. He saw a duck below, swooped down, grabbed the duck, took the duck to the bushes. Rattle, rattle, rattle. Rattle, rattle, rattle. Rattle, rattle, rattle. Out came the duck with a mad look on its face and said, "I'm a drake! There's been a mistake! And I don't like it!"