Don't Masturbate And Drive!!
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.Just stick to sex whilst driving. MUCH safer and a lot more fun...
Archaeolochick
Level 3
May 25, 2018
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I like the way you think Archy!! 
I have to admit I'm guilty of doing this...minus the cell phone porn and taking off my seatbelt!! ,If you're able to get head and drive, masturbating and driving is pretty much the same. However, I wouldn't advise it.
districtnative
Level 4
May 24, 2018
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So for some reason during this masturbatory excursion he had to take off his seatbelt? How would that have been in the way? So many questions.
SallyInStitches
Level 7
May 23, 2018
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@MrLizard yeah. Cant really see all the bits on that tiny screen anyway...just tap the mental fantasy masturbation rolodex & have at it.
It's not the masturbation that is the problem. It's looking at his cell phone while driving. No different than texting and driving. Shaving, eating, masturbating, singing loudly and praying to elvis while driving is perfectly acceptable in my opinion.
Tutankhamun
Level 7
May 23, 2018
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@MrLizard Shit we all have our vices LMAO
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