I like to watch Joel Osteen, because he is so slick. I don't think he has a teleprompter. If he were genuine, he'd live in a trailer, not a multi-million dollar mansion.
Anyway, he told a good joke. God came to a man and said, since he was a good Christian, he would grant him a wish. The guy said he always wanted to go to Hawaii, but was afraid to fly, so he wanted God to build him a highway to Hawaii. God said he could do it, but that was really extreme, so couldn't he think of something else. The guy said he'd always dealt with women, but could never understand them, so could he give him the wisdom to understand women. God said, "Do you want a two-lane or four-lane highway?