So...this was sent to me in a text recently.
"Hey CJ,
This is (insert name here), I asked "a woman you know" (also religious) for your number and she gave to me a couple of weeks ago. I know it has been a while since we spoke, and I hope things are going well with you. I apologize if I'm being a pain but if this makes any sense, all of a sudden out of nowhere (at mass) your fathers message came back to me extremely strong after I received communion about a month or so ago. Initially I blew it off thinking to myself that I already spoke to you and did my part. I don't want to bother you or push anything on you. I just can't figure out why the thoughts of your fathers words won't leave me alone. I don't know how to explain it but the words of your father continue to come back to me. And I've only blew it off now for about a month if not longer. Ever since that happened at least once a week (while I have been praying or at church), I have been getting the message "Will
you talk to him?"
I keep asking why and then all of these thoughts start coming to me. They won't seem to get go away, so that's why I'm sending you this message. If you are interested in talking, I would be to happy to share with you what has been put on my heart, about you and your father. I have never had something like this ever happen to me before. So I feel just as odd about this as you may. If you're not interested in having a beer and just talking about things I'm perfectly ok with it. I just had to ask, and I pray that God will continue to bless you. Have a great day CJ!"
Needless to say, it took a considerable amount of time to come up with a response. What would your response have been?
You are a pain and it makes no sense.... (naah more subtle)
Maybe you should lay-off the wine at communion ... (naah too insulting)
Lay off the praying and church going.... (naah too aggressif)
Stop accepting texts messages from Gawd ... (naah that's harsh)
Stop asking why? ... (hmmm not bad)
Odd? more like creepy ... (hmmm maybe)
You paying? ... (that one I like)
You know Gawd is blessing me? You need help ... (too harsh)
I would send a jumble string of emogies....
If all else fails send a dick pic.
"Have you considered seeing a therapist?"
What did you say, if you don't mind me asking?
@cj2075 Very diplomatic of you.
Good question. How’s this?
While I’d be happy to have a beer with you and commiserate, and I’m flattered by the amount of thought you have devoted to this....
You should be aware I do not subscribe to your belief system, and the notion of divinity driving our actions here strikes me as unrealistic.
I'm sorry but there is no phone here, so this reply is probably imaginary too