Everybody wants tan skin and white teeth. In opposite world, I’ll bet I’m sexy as hell.
Trump got porn stars to have sex with him, I'd say you have a chance...
Tan skin is not really a beautiful thing. To become tan, you either have to take stupid compounds, or absorb UV radiation, both of which are...well...stupid. So basically, these people chasing tans are stupid.
I feel your pain, I am pigmentally challenged as well.
Eh, tan is overrated.
...says the almost albino.
ha!