It's HOT! DAMN HOT! REAL HOT! It's so hot in my shorts I could cook things in them! Do a little crotchpot cooking! Fool what it's hot out what I told you again! Were you BORN on the SUN?! It's DAAAAAAMN hot! I tell you it's so damn hot I saw this little guy in an orange robe burst into flames! Tonight it's going to be HOT and WET. That's good if you with a lady, but it ain't no good if you in the jungle!
Good morning, Vietnam!!!!!!!
Quick quiz: What's the difference between the Army and the Cub Scouts?
@GilbertFreon Cub Scouts don't have heavy artillery.