Hello folks I have just come back from Bearded theory festival. I thought I might pose a moral question.
Since the beginning of time, when crowds began to converge upon a stage. There has always been some woman with her top off, sitting on her boyfriends shoulders and waving. Early accounts of the sermon on the mount tell of " and yea did they swing in the breeze as she did shout " lily's of the field is awesome " " Later on when the reign of terror swept though France. Along with all the women knitting as madam guillotine fell, there were some who were bending their necks to peer round some selfish, narcissistic, exhibitionist bint, waving at the scaffold. I admit that it looks good on the replay but not if your stuck behind it.
If you carry on with a type of behavior, eventually, you think of it as a right. Now young women no longer seem to feel the need to take their top off even. I am sorry if this is controversial but I think it should be mandatory. I mean if youre gonna be a self-obsessed idiot, the least you can do is get em out for the lads. It reduces the weight on the poor macho schmuck whos volunteered to put your crotch around his neck. (although it may course strains if larger ladies bounce) and it will give us guys something to look at. Seeing as your not allowing us to see anything else.
If you`re going to be and arse, then be a complete one