I walked into a supermarket and bought : 1 bar of soap, 1 toothbrush, 1 tube toothpaste, 1 loaf of bread, 1 pint of milk, 1 single serving of cereal, 1 single serving frozen dinner.
The girl at the checkout looks at me and says "Single are you?"
I replied very sarcastically "How did you guess?"
She replies "because you're ugly. "
I think she checked me out last week. She said come back next week. Faces are half off.
rofl