I was flirting with a girl in a bar last night when she told me to not waste my breath, I would need it to blow up my date later.
OMG.....that is a hilarious line. Having said that, I would also ask - what was the tone? Could you tell if she was being a rude bitch....or does she just have a somewhat dark (sarcastic) sense of humor and was just messing with you. This insane world we live in has made us all a little thin skinned - sometimes we take something as offensive when no offense was meant at all.
I thought “no” was the worst thing they could say
She was probably waiting for a long time to spring that joke on somebody! And there you were!
Tough crowd in the comments. I think it’s just a joke everybody. No need to blow up about it
Curious; What did you say to her to prompt this? Why do you think this was her response?
Whew, you escaped by the skin of your teeth on that one, some other lucky fella can take her home.
Took me a second to figure that one out but lol now that I did I might have to steal it someday