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Could God microwave a burrito so hot the he himself could not eat it?

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Nick0506 2 June 1
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Level 8

That's blasphemy for Mexicans !!!!!

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Level 7

Absolutely not. It would explode and mess up His Divine Microwave before it got to infinite heat. He's probably not even paying attention, like when Eve went for that fruit. Those beans will bake hard onto the platter. He make us clean it up, like we have to clean up all his messes.

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Level 8

If he could, I'd appreciate him cleaning out my microwave.

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Level 4

HAHA! What the hell..

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Level 6

It would require a divine microwave, but yes. Such a divine microwave would also be able to pop all the popcorn, without burning any.

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Level 8

well it probably depends upon which god out of the 30,000 - probably one of them has asbestos type stomach Maybe 'the god of hell fire!'

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Level 7

Microwave is pretty hot i am sure even i would not be able to eat a steaming burrito mind you all the cheese melting of this is making me hungry now haha

Rosh Level 7 June 1, 2018
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Level 8

Has he got a microwave ? I don't think so so question is irrelevant !

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Level 7

With most foods, no. But burrito? Absolutely. ?

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